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Thursday, May 26, 2005
I saw this in the convenience store today:

"Lottery: It may change your life." (As in: it will make you poorer.)
Above the register, it says, "Chance of a Winfall: HIGH. Don't forget to play!"
Also helpfully posted near the register: "ATTENTION LOTTERY PLAYERS: Help is available for you or someone you know who has a gambling problem."
(I think anyone who believes they stand a "HIGH" chance of winning the lottery has a gambling problem. Or else they're high.)
I took a crack at writing my own lottery slogans.
"Baffled by MATH? Play the LOTTERY!"
Or
"The LOTTERY: The only place where a one-in-a-million chance is considered high!"
Or maybe:
"The LOTTERY: it takes one million losers to make one winner."